It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Adam Rogers…

…program writer for a respectable software company…

…you version your code…

git commits

…love ruby…

Ruby programming language

…and you help your landlady carry out her garbage.

Ruby programming language

The other life is lived in computers…

…where you go by the hacker alias "Rodreegez"…

…and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for.

Ruby programming language